i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
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when I go to the movie theatre
I immediately thought this was Dean prepping for a long hunt.
either one will do for me
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if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
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| Baseball fans: | Oh my God three strikes he should be ashamed. |
|---|---|
| Basketball fans: | Make the damn free throw, man! |
| Football fans: | Fuck how was that a flag I didn't even see anything that was fucking flag-worthy. |
| Hockey fans: | YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT THAT WAS A WIDE OPEN NET AND YOU FUCKING FANNED THE PUCK. OH GOD NOW YOU GET A FUCKING PENALTY! GOD DAMNIT REF YOU SUCK! HE IS JUST BREATHING AND YOU'RE CALLING A DAMN UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT? FOR BREATHING!?? SINCE WHEN HAS BREATHING BEEN UNSPORTSMANLIKE. YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU JUST WANT THEM ALL TO STOP BREATHING AND DIE, CAUSE I WANT YOU TO DIE, REF. UH HUH I SAID IT. IT'S OKAY *inserts player's first or last name here* YOU TRIED I LOVE YOU STILL. IT'S THE FUCKING REFS FAULT FOR EVERYTHING HE NEEDS TO WIPE THE SHIT OUT OF HIS EYES. |
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
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My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.
what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN
but
HOW
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